Showing posts with label mobile post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mobile post. Show all posts
Monday, March 29, 2010

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"I don't take my id to work. I didn't think I was gonna be goin out."
Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Underage jokes are hilarious. They never make me look at you twice or even consider you might be underage. jackass.
Tuesday, March 02, 2010

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There's people I constantly card even though I see them regularly. The ones who's names I can remember so I know who I'm going ...
Saturday, February 13, 2010

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To be blunt. Fat girls should not be doing lap dances in the bar. Especially when theres only 5 people in here and one is me.
Tuesday, February 02, 2010

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No, I don't drink. So no, there isn't a reason for me to come to you bar & "get to know" you're employees. Maybe t...
Saturday, January 02, 2010

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Welcome to 21 children of 1989. Are you counting the days until you're 21?
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Saturday, December 26, 2009

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"I had dinner with one last week." "A hipster?" "Yea man, it was pretty f-in weird." "Dude.. Did you just...
Friday, September 18, 2009

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"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

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I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?
Friday, August 21, 2009

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Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?
Thursday, August 13, 2009

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A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?
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Friday, August 07, 2009

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We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.
Friday, July 31, 2009

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I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.
Thursday, July 23, 2009

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No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.
Wednesday, July 08, 2009

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Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009

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Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.
Sunday, June 21, 2009

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"I'm 24, why you need my id?" "To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."
Sunday, June 14, 2009

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If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009

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At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."