Showing posts with label refused entrance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label refused entrance. Show all posts
Monday, March 29, 2010

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"I don't take my id to work. I didn't think I was gonna be goin out."
Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Mother's Six...

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In recent news I found an article about six young men that were refused entry to a Chicago nightclub . Although I don't know anything ab...
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Friday, September 18, 2009

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"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."
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Friday, August 21, 2009

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Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?
Friday, August 07, 2009

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We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.
Thursday, July 23, 2009

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No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009

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"I'm one of those guys, I don't carry id." "Well, your one of those guys that doesn't get in."
Friday, November 07, 2008

Obama Blues...

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" Iz blue... " "Excuse me?" " I tol you.. thad thig id blue... " "Yea.. ok then. Have a good night man....
Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Flunky...

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"Hows it going tonight?" "Good, you?" "Good. Can I see your id?" "I'm just going in to get my roommat...
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Friday, July 04, 2008

D.I.C.K. II: Delaware...

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It only seems fair that Delaware is the first state in these installments. After all, the state's motto is " The First State "...
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Fake I.D IV: My Mom...

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"Why do you need another form of i.d.? That's me..." "I just need to verify that it's you. You have anything else in ...
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Friday, March 14, 2008

Fake I.D. III: Delivery Driver...

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"You want me to lose my job!?" "Your not going to lose your job over a fake i.d." "It's not fake! That's my...
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Expired I.D. II: Passport...

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"Whadda ya mean I can't come in? That's a passport!" "I know it's a passport. It's expired by a year. Which m...
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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Just a bow and nothing more....

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"Did Santa talk to you yet?" "Who?" "Santa Claus..." The woman standing before me was quite the looker. She wa...
Friday, November 23, 2007

Expired I.D. - Get a New I.D...

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"Listen, I'm gonna let you in this time but not again. Get a new i.d." "Man, I've just been real busy with stuff. We ...
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Thursday, November 08, 2007

I'm 36!...

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"Can I see your i.d.?" The man opened his wallet and closed it fast and tried to walk past me. I grabbed his arm, "Hey man, I...
Monday, October 29, 2007

Ah, young Padawan...

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On a busy weekend like one near the holiday of Halloween it's always busy. There's lots of people wanting into the establishment and...
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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Skin Head or Shaved Head....

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Since when is it a fact that your a White Power piece of shit just because you have a shaved head? I've never understood why anyone in t...
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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Do you know who I am!?...

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There's always that one guy that thinks he's the big shot. He thinks he knows all the right people and he thinks he goes to all the ...
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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Empty Promise....

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"Hey man, I got four people with me and we'd like to come in." "That's fine, you just have to wait in line and you...
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