Diary of a Doorman

"Can I see your ID?"

This is just some ramblings from a guy that works a couple doors. I'm nothing close to being a total bad ass or an asshole. If I am, it's because the job calls for it.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Adsense or nosense...

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Every once in a while I take a look at the ads that Google puts on my page. I opted for the ads because I figure if people actually use them...
Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Do you know who I am!?...

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There's always that one guy that thinks he's the big shot. He thinks he knows all the right people and he thinks he goes to all the ...
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Monday, October 08, 2007

Have you seen this a$$hole?...

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Every bar has one or two or twenty. Most commonly found hiding in bathrooms and a big reason why bathrooms don't have stalls anymore. Th...
Saturday, October 06, 2007

Happy Birthday... Dick...

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I see about 200 to 400 different i.d.'s a night. I look at the face, weight, height, expiration date, and the birth date. If it's no...
Thursday, October 04, 2007

Shift Pick Ups...

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Lately I've been picking up a few more shifts at a couple places. I've been pretty bored so I figure the best thing to do is just wo...
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Unassertive Encroaching...

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No matter what you will always run into a person that is unassertively encroaching ( aka: passive aggressive ) They don't like to speak ...
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Monday, October 01, 2007

Invisible...

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Being a doorman at a popular establishment is strange. While your at work everyone wants to know you and they see you clearly. When your not...
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

So your tough huh?...

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Over the weekend a friend of the establishment came in. She's in her late 20's and she's a very good sight to see. She's alw...
Monday, September 24, 2007

Nights off...

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Having nights off is a good thing. Not knowing what to do with yourself isn't so much fun. There's a limited amount of things you ca...
Saturday, September 22, 2007

Excuses...

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Standing outside of the bar during the busy part of the night you get to hear a lot of excuses. They're usually all excuses as to why th...
Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Start...

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On a slow night I was standing out front and this guy who was somewhere in his early 20's asked me a simple question. "Why'd yo...
Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Pointers...

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Well, I've decided to bring out the Don't List once again. This time it's in a separate post and I'm going to try and updat...

The Don't List Re-Visited...

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When your waiting outside to be let in the establishment. Don't count the number of people that leave in a loud voice. Don't tell m...
Sunday, September 16, 2007

Open Containers....

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In my experience there's only two places that you can walk out of an establishment with an open container, Vegas and New Orleans. By ope...
Saturday, September 15, 2007

Frankie the Chic II...

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So on the rare occasion that I actual get to sit at home and enjoy a night of absolutely nothing, the phone rings. "Hey Mike, Frankie h...
Thursday, September 13, 2007

Empty Promise....

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"Hey man, I got four people with me and we'd like to come in." "That's fine, you just have to wait in line and you...
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Milquetoast Windbag Esq....

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There are a lot of people out there that talk a lot. They say general things that are on everyone's minds and then talk it up like they...
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

9/11...

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It's strange to think that 6 years have gone by since the tragic incident that occurred. What's even more strange is that we still h...
Thursday, September 06, 2007

Frankie the Chic?...

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When you work in a bar long enough you tend to meet just about every person that comes in on a regular basis. In some way you know each pers...
Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Odd Laws...

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So I'm really kind of bored right now and can't think of anything to write about. The weekend went by and nothing really happened. T...
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