Diary of a Doorman

"Can I see your ID?"

This is just some ramblings from a guy that works a couple doors. I'm nothing close to being a total bad ass or an asshole. If I am, it's because the job calls for it.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

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Always interesting when the manager likes coca-cola. By interesting I mean annoying as fuck.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009

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I'm not your 'bra'. I'll probably never be your support in any situation. Certain ladies.. Maybe.
Saturday, May 16, 2009

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Tonight's theme: #Pantera - War Nerve.
Friday, May 15, 2009

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Overheard: "I don't want to go drinking. I just wanna go home & watch the last episode of Lost."
Thursday, May 14, 2009

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Realized that if I did my job perfectly, there'd only be a handful of people in here on a normal basis.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009

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Hey Mr Policeman. I didn't ask to see your badge. I asked to see your id. I don't care if your a cop in a different city.
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When I see people with shirt & shorts 2x too big, skull cap & beady eyes I wonder how long they were in prison. Or if that's whe...
Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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"I'm European.." "I don't care. The drink stays inside Frenchy."
Sunday, April 26, 2009

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If you don't know what to drink, ask your server. More than likely they're enough of a drunk they'll know exactly what you want.

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Saturday night. A night for amatuers.
Friday, April 24, 2009

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After a savage winter, all the bums, minors and tough guys are coming back out in force.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009

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"I'm one of those guys, I don't carry id." "Well, your one of those guys that doesn't get in."
Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mobile Posts...

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Recently Blogger has added Mobile Posting to the list of ways for bloggers to reach their readers. I thought I'd give it a shot. The pos...

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Testing... 1... 2.. Testing. Mobile posting operational?
Saturday, April 11, 2009

Confiscated ID: ...

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I received this email recently. Hey Mike - Big fan of the blog. My younger brother recently took my real 21+ ID from me to get into a bar....
Monday, March 23, 2009

Popularity..

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Even though I haven't been around as much as I like, the blog seems to still be drawing popularity. I've gotten a few comments from ...
Thursday, February 05, 2009

1 cigarette, 1 dollar...

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On most any slow night I'll stand outside and smoke a cigarette. Let's not get into the debate about how bad it is for me. If it wei...
Wednesday, January 28, 2009

January...

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January is a horrible time of year. It's right after the consumerist holidays and it's budgeting time for a lot of different people....
Thursday, January 08, 2009

Rock Star Lines VI...

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One of the many things that really gets to me is people that don't carry id's. Yea, you might look like your 120 years old. You migh...
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Monday, January 05, 2009

Recent Comment...

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I just recieved this comment frrom the first installment of the D.I.C.K. Files. You can read the entry here: D.I.C.K. I: Fake Spotting... T...
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