Diary of a Doorman

"Can I see your ID?"

This is just some ramblings from a guy that works a couple doors. I'm nothing close to being a total bad ass or an asshole. If I am, it's because the job calls for it.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

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Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.
Sunday, June 21, 2009

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"I'm 24, why you need my id?" "To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."
Sunday, June 14, 2009

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If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009

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At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."
Friday, June 05, 2009

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Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009

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Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fu...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009

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Always interesting when the manager likes coca-cola. By interesting I mean annoying as fuck.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009

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I'm not your 'bra'. I'll probably never be your support in any situation. Certain ladies.. Maybe.
Saturday, May 16, 2009

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Tonight's theme: #Pantera - War Nerve.
Friday, May 15, 2009

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Overheard: "I don't want to go drinking. I just wanna go home & watch the last episode of Lost."
Thursday, May 14, 2009

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Realized that if I did my job perfectly, there'd only be a handful of people in here on a normal basis.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009

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Hey Mr Policeman. I didn't ask to see your badge. I asked to see your id. I don't care if your a cop in a different city.
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When I see people with shirt & shorts 2x too big, skull cap & beady eyes I wonder how long they were in prison. Or if that's whe...
Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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"I'm European.." "I don't care. The drink stays inside Frenchy."
Sunday, April 26, 2009

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If you don't know what to drink, ask your server. More than likely they're enough of a drunk they'll know exactly what you want.

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Saturday night. A night for amatuers.
Friday, April 24, 2009

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After a savage winter, all the bums, minors and tough guys are coming back out in force.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009

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"I'm one of those guys, I don't carry id." "Well, your one of those guys that doesn't get in."
Tuesday, April 21, 2009

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