Diary of a Doorman

"Can I see your ID?"

This is just some ramblings from a guy that works a couple doors. I'm nothing close to being a total bad ass or an asshole. If I am, it's because the job calls for it.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Mother's Six...

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In recent news I found an article about six young men that were refused entry to a Chicago nightclub . Although I don't know anything ab...
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Friday, September 18, 2009

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"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

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I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?
Friday, August 21, 2009

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Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?
Thursday, August 13, 2009

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A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?
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Friday, August 07, 2009

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We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.
Friday, July 31, 2009

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I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.
Thursday, July 23, 2009

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No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.
Wednesday, July 08, 2009

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Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009

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Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.
Sunday, June 21, 2009

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"I'm 24, why you need my id?" "To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."
Sunday, June 14, 2009

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If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009

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At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."
Friday, June 05, 2009

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Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009

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Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fu...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009

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Always interesting when the manager likes coca-cola. By interesting I mean annoying as fuck.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009

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I'm not your 'bra'. I'll probably never be your support in any situation. Certain ladies.. Maybe.
Saturday, May 16, 2009

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Tonight's theme: #Pantera - War Nerve.
Friday, May 15, 2009

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Overheard: "I don't want to go drinking. I just wanna go home & watch the last episode of Lost."
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