Saturday, January 02, 2010

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Welcome to 21 children of 1989. Are you counting the days until you're 21?
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Saturday, December 26, 2009

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"I had dinner with one last week." "A hipster?" "Yea man, it was pretty f-in weird." "Dude.. Did you just...
Friday, December 25, 2009

Happy Blarghidays...

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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family g...
Thursday, December 24, 2009

Onward...

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The time has come to travel on. I realize that posts have become rather few and very far between. I'm not posting this in hopes that it ...
Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Mother's Six...

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In recent news I found an article about six young men that were refused entry to a Chicago nightclub . Although I don't know anything ab...
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Friday, September 18, 2009

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"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

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I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?
Friday, August 21, 2009

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Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?
Thursday, August 13, 2009

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A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?
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Friday, August 07, 2009

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We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.
Friday, July 31, 2009

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I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.
Thursday, July 23, 2009

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No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.
Wednesday, July 08, 2009

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Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009

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Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.
Sunday, June 21, 2009

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"I'm 24, why you need my id?" "To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."
Sunday, June 14, 2009

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If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009

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At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."
Friday, June 05, 2009

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Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009

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Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fu...