Diary of a Doorman

"Can I see your ID?"

This is just some ramblings from a guy that works a couple doors. I'm nothing close to being a total bad ass or an asshole. If I am, it's because the job calls for it.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

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There's people I constantly card even though I see them regularly. The ones who's names I can remember so I know who I'm going ...
Wednesday, February 24, 2010

formspring.me

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If you could instantly become fluent in another language, which language would you pick? I'd go with Japanese since it'd be ver...
Thursday, February 18, 2010

formspring.me

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Giving formspring a shot. Give it a whirl, ask me something. http://formspring.me/doad
Saturday, February 13, 2010

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To be blunt. Fat girls should not be doing lap dances in the bar. Especially when theres only 5 people in here and one is me.
Tuesday, February 02, 2010

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No, I don't drink. So no, there isn't a reason for me to come to you bar & "get to know" you're employees. Maybe t...
Saturday, January 02, 2010

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Welcome to 21 children of 1989. Are you counting the days until you're 21?
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Saturday, December 26, 2009

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"I had dinner with one last week." "A hipster?" "Yea man, it was pretty f-in weird." "Dude.. Did you just...
Friday, December 25, 2009

Happy Blarghidays...

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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family g...
Thursday, December 24, 2009

Onward...

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The time has come to travel on. I realize that posts have become rather few and very far between. I'm not posting this in hopes that it ...
Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Mother's Six...

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In recent news I found an article about six young men that were refused entry to a Chicago nightclub . Although I don't know anything ab...
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Friday, September 18, 2009

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"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

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I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?
Friday, August 21, 2009

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Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?
Thursday, August 13, 2009

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A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?
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Friday, August 07, 2009

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We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.
Friday, July 31, 2009

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I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.
Thursday, July 23, 2009

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No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.
Wednesday, July 08, 2009

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Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009

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Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.
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