Saturday, August 22, 2009

I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?

Friday, August 21, 2009

Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?

Thursday, August 13, 2009

A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?

Friday, August 07, 2009

We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.

Friday, July 31, 2009

I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

"I'm 24, why you need my id?"
"To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."

Sunday, June 14, 2009

If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."

Friday, June 05, 2009

Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fun times!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Always interesting when the manager likes coca-cola. By interesting I mean annoying as fuck.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I'm not your 'bra'. I'll probably never be your support in any situation. Certain ladies.. Maybe.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Tonight's theme: #Pantera - War Nerve.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Overheard: "I don't want to go drinking. I just wanna go home & watch the last episode of Lost."

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Realized that if I did my job perfectly, there'd only be a handful of people in here on a normal basis.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Hey Mr Policeman. I didn't ask to see your badge. I asked to see your id. I don't care if your a cop in a different city.