Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.

"I'm 24, why you need my id?"
"To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."

If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.

At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."

Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.

Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fun times!