Showing posts with label hipsters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hipsters. Show all posts

Saturday, December 26, 2009

"I had dinner with one last week." "A hipster?" "Yea man, it was pretty f-in weird." "Dude.. Did you just say f-ing?" "yea..?" "HAHAHAhahaha"

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007


I think I figured out what I'm going to be for Halloween. It's always a competition at work to see who can out do each other with their costumes. I think I've came up with the perfect costume to top all of them.

I'm gonna have to go out and find a t shirt with a really lame picture and phrase on it. Maybe something having to do with the old cartoon My Little Ponies. Then the tightest pair of pants I can fit into. Some of those queer little boots that barely go over my ankles. A wig that has the tips frosted and is spiky. Then I'll need to ask a friend to apply some mascara for me, maybe a little blush too. Then to top it all off a big white belt.

Then when people walk up and ask what I am I can say I'm a Douche bag Hipster. They become appalled and I get a laugh. Perfect combination in my book. They realize just what people think of them and I get to put a statement across.

It's gonna be perfect.