Showing posts with label mobile post. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mobile post. Show all posts

Monday, March 29, 2010

"I don't take my id to work. I didn't think I was gonna be goin out."

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Underage jokes are hilarious. They never make me look at you twice or even consider you might be underage. jackass.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

There's people I constantly card even though I see them regularly. The ones who's names I can remember so I know who I'm going to ban in the future.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

To be blunt. Fat girls should not be doing lap dances in the bar. Especially when theres only 5 people in here and one is me.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

No, I don't drink. So no, there isn't a reason for me to come to you bar & "get to know" you're employees. Maybe they need to carry an id.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Welcome to 21 children of 1989. Are you counting the days until you're 21?

Saturday, December 26, 2009

"I had dinner with one last week." "A hipster?" "Yea man, it was pretty f-in weird." "Dude.. Did you just say f-ing?" "yea..?" "HAHAHAhahaha"

Friday, September 18, 2009

"But i turn 21 in a month." "So go home an suck your thumb. You're not getting the fake id back."

Saturday, August 22, 2009

I don't understand ebonics. What's "What you got be up in dere?" mean?

Friday, August 21, 2009

Get arrested on a friday. Get out of jail on monday. Totally worth it. Right?

Thursday, August 13, 2009

A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?

Friday, August 07, 2009

We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.

Friday, July 31, 2009

I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

"I'm 24, why you need my id?"
"To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."

Sunday, June 14, 2009

If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."