A 26yr old girl w/ a 44yr old man makes me think theres some daddy issues or she's just a gold digger. Thoughts?

We don't have ids in England. ~ What do you use to drive with? ~ A licence but thats not an id.

I really don't care to know your life story when I ask to see your id.

No, we don't have Hennessey or Crystal, and yes, your "bitch" does need an id to get into the establishment.

I still find it funny that some women dress like whores to get into bars let alone clubs.

Imagining how easy it would be to break the toes of these idiots that wear sandals to clubs.

Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.

"I'm 24, why you need my id?"
"To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."

If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.

At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."

Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.

Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fun times!

Always interesting when the manager likes coca-cola. By interesting I mean annoying as fuck.

I'm not your 'bra'. I'll probably never be your support in any situation. Certain ladies.. Maybe.

Tonight's theme: #Pantera - War Nerve.

Overheard: "I don't want to go drinking. I just wanna go home & watch the last episode of Lost."

Realized that if I did my job perfectly, there'd only be a handful of people in here on a normal basis.

Hey Mr Policeman. I didn't ask to see your badge. I asked to see your id. I don't care if your a cop in a different city.

When I see people with shirt & shorts 2x too big, skull cap & beady eyes I wonder how long they were in prison. Or if that's where they want to go.

"I'm European.."
"I don't care. The drink stays inside Frenchy."