Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

"I'm 24, why you need my id?"
"To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."

Sunday, June 14, 2009

If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."

Friday, June 05, 2009

Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fun times!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Always interesting when the manager likes coca-cola. By interesting I mean annoying as fuck.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I'm not your 'bra'. I'll probably never be your support in any situation. Certain ladies.. Maybe.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Tonight's theme: #Pantera - War Nerve.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Overheard: "I don't want to go drinking. I just wanna go home & watch the last episode of Lost."

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Realized that if I did my job perfectly, there'd only be a handful of people in here on a normal basis.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Hey Mr Policeman. I didn't ask to see your badge. I asked to see your id. I don't care if your a cop in a different city.
When I see people with shirt & shorts 2x too big, skull cap & beady eyes I wonder how long they were in prison. Or if that's where they want to go.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

"I'm European.."
"I don't care. The drink stays inside Frenchy."

Sunday, April 26, 2009

If you don't know what to drink, ask your server. More than likely they're enough of a drunk they'll know exactly what you want.
Saturday night. A night for amatuers.

Friday, April 24, 2009

After a savage winter, all the bums, minors and tough guys are coming back out in force.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

"I'm one of those guys, I don't carry id."
"Well, your one of those guys that doesn't get in."

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mobile Posts...

Recently Blogger has added Mobile Posting to the list of ways for bloggers to reach their readers. I thought I'd give it a shot. The posts are limited to 150 characters so they'll be short and sweet, just like most conversations I have while at work.

I'm not on here as much as I'd like to be but I think this will help out a lot. Most thoughts pop in my head and disappear by the time I get here. I guess we'll just have to see where this takes me.

-Be Safe.
Testing... 1... 2.. Testing. Mobile posting operational?