Douchebags & Hipsters. Really starting to dislike this generation of bar dwellers.

"I'm 24, why you need my id?"
"To prove your not over 35. That's our cut off age."

If your at a club an pull out your deck of cards to play a drinkg game, go home.

At times you just wonder if now is the time. "All signs point to yes."

Friday night. Full moon. Heavy traffic. Should be an interesting night for douches.

Overhearing a plan for a very heavyset lady to flash the room. Not stopping it but instructing staff to make puking sounds when she does. Fun times!

Always interesting when the manager likes coca-cola. By interesting I mean annoying as fuck.

I'm not your 'bra'. I'll probably never be your support in any situation. Certain ladies.. Maybe.

Tonight's theme: #Pantera - War Nerve.

Overheard: "I don't want to go drinking. I just wanna go home & watch the last episode of Lost."

Realized that if I did my job perfectly, there'd only be a handful of people in here on a normal basis.

Hey Mr Policeman. I didn't ask to see your badge. I asked to see your id. I don't care if your a cop in a different city.

When I see people with shirt & shorts 2x too big, skull cap & beady eyes I wonder how long they were in prison. Or if that's where they want to go.

"I'm European.."
"I don't care. The drink stays inside Frenchy."

If you don't know what to drink, ask your server. More than likely they're enough of a drunk they'll know exactly what you want.

Saturday night. A night for amatuers.

After a savage winter, all the bums, minors and tough guys are coming back out in force.

"I'm one of those guys, I don't carry id."
"Well, your one of those guys that doesn't get in."

Mobile Posts...

Recently Blogger has added Mobile Posting to the list of ways for bloggers to reach their readers. I thought I'd give it a shot. The posts are limited to 150 characters so they'll be short and sweet, just like most conversations I have while at work.

I'm not on here as much as I'd like to be but I think this will help out a lot. Most thoughts pop in my head and disappear by the time I get here. I guess we'll just have to see where this takes me.

-Be Safe.

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