Speaking in innuendos is a tricky and fun way to go about the night. There's always a way to say something without really saying it. I think I've touched on it before in a more general way in a previous post a while back. Innuendos are usually pretty subtle and only a handful of people tend to catch them they way they should. At work I tend to use innuendos a lot to talk to people I work with and the occasional person that comes to the door. It's an even more fun conversation with a girl that loves to talk the same way.
This little lady is a gamer and loves her new Nintendo Wii. As she's walking out she stops to talk a little bit. "Ok, I guess I'm gonna head home.."
"What's at home?"
"Well, I got that nice hard thing at home to put in my hand. You know, I have a Wii at home now."
"Really? I don't have a hard stick at home to play with."
"Oh, I'm sure there is one. It just needs a little prodding."
"No... I don't have a Wii at home... just an old Xbox. Even it needs some prodding to warm up."
"Well... maybe you should come over and play with mine."
"Honestly, if you have a hard stick that you want me to play with... I'll have to look at you in a whole new way." With that I get a laugh and a smack on the arm.
"Oh, you know you'd love it if I did," and with a wink she started walking away.
Conversations like that are far and between but they're great for the ego and soul. There aren't many people that will usually have a playful conversation like that because most take it too seriously.
Later that night I got a text that said, "My stick broke, can I play with yours?"
To which I replied with, "LOL"