Speaking in innuendos is a tricky and fun way to go about the night. There's always a way to say something without really saying it. I think I've touched on it before in a more general way in a previous post a while back. Innuendos are usually pretty subtle and only a handful of people tend to catch them they way they should. At work I tend to use innuendos a lot to talk to people I work with and the occasional person that comes to the door. It's an even more fun conversation with a girl that loves to talk the same way.
This little lady is a gamer and loves her new Nintendo Wii. As she's walking out she stops to talk a little bit. "Ok, I guess I'm gonna head home.."
"What's at home?"
"Well, I got that nice hard thing at home to put in my hand. You know, I have a Wii at home now."
"Really? I don't have a hard stick at home to play with."
"Oh, I'm sure there is one. It just needs a little prodding."
"No... I don't have a Wii at home... just an old Xbox. Even it needs some prodding to warm up."
"Well... maybe you should come over and play with mine."
"Honestly, if you have a hard stick that you want me to play with... I'll have to look at you in a whole new way." With that I get a laugh and a smack on the arm.
"Oh, you know you'd love it if I did," and with a wink she started walking away.
Conversations like that are far and between but they're great for the ego and soul. There aren't many people that will usually have a playful conversation like that because most take it too seriously.
Later that night I got a text that said, "My stick broke, can I play with yours?"
To which I replied with, "LOL"
there is always something to be said for a conversation that leaves you smiling and wanting. the appeal, for me anyway, is that to really be able to communicate in an effective manner via innuendo you have to have at least half a brain. go doorman.
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