No matter where you work there's someone that just annoys the hell out of you. The best thing about work is that it doesn't have to be someone you work with. Once in a while there's a person that is in the bar that annoys you.
"Hey buddy, move it over to the side will ya?"
"This is a free space."
"Your annoying me."
They come to the establishment, they drink, they start dancing around like an idiot and they annoy you. The best part is that if they annoy someone enough they can be removed.
"So that means I can't have a good time?"
"Sure you can, just do it away from me."
Of course, through a night of drinking their memory goes south pretty fast. Mine doesn't.
"Hey man, move it down. Your in the way."
"I'm good right here."
"I said, your in the way."
"What ever man, I'm havin a good time. You should try it."
So I took his advice. I grabbed him by the wrist and walked him to the door.
"What the fuck man!?"
"I asked you twice to move. Now you get to dance outside."
"I can dance anywhere I want."
"Then do it out here." I turned and walked back inside.
The little bastard stood outside the door and danced on the sidewalk.
I have to say that it did give me a laugh even though it irritated the hell out of me at the time.