I'm of course speaking of the Cocainious Sapien Snortus.
This creature is very wily and has been to known to go into bursts of stupidity very fast. With their eyes open wide you'd think they'd be able to see the trouble that they are creating but their vooice runs faster then they can think.
They are the masters of not causing trouble. They think this because they are usually the ones getting hit first. This is only due to their mouth rattling off more shit than a person can handle.
They think they are impervious to the common man. They're skin is like an impenetrable force. Only due to the loss of feelings since their body is racing to save their heart from exploding.
At times they can be funny, most of the time they're annoying as hell. Some are flamboyant most are sitting right next to you.
Their most common enemy. Themselves. They have a need for this substance and it can take a person from their peak to the lowest form of thievery.
They're a dangerous lot at times.
So keep your eyes open for these idiots. They seem like they're the life of the party but they'll probably steal the shirt off your back if you let them. Or if it means they get more coke.