On busy nights with a long line of people waiting it's fairly hard to skip the line. If you have the right type of handshake it makes the wait go by a lot faster. Especially if you know the proper number of people you have and the amount of grease your providing. Grease and knowledge work great in the proper combination.
"Hey man, my friend over here wants to see if there's some way to get pass this line. He wants to know if Franklin has any pull around here."
"That depends on how many friends Franklin has."
"He just has five others with him."
"Then Mr Franklin should meet me and then see about going in."
The perfect mix of grease applied to a handshake can get you into many places. It works with the nightclub industry as well as the restaurant industry. Don't believe me? Next time you go to a fancy restaurant and want to skip the line of people waiting for a table try this. Slip a fifty dollar bill into a handshake and see how fast you get a table.
Here's a tip though. Don't be like this guy. Don't come back to the doorman and ask for more "help".
"Hey buddy, since I helped you out, you think you can help me out in here?"
"What kind of help are you needing?" I was thinking he meant that his group wanted a table. If that was the case I might be able to help him. Of course that would mean that he would have to "help out" who ever was inside getting him the table.
"Well, you think you can get us free drinks?" I laughed at him, literally. I looked right at him and let out a few laughs. "That's funny to you after we helped you out?"
"First off man, you didn't help me out. You helped yourself out. Your not still waiting in line are you?"
"What? That's how it is?"
"Listen man, if you want discount drinks then over tip the bartender. I'm not the bartender and I'm not going to ask them to hook up some one I don't know."
"That's fuckin bullshit man. Even after I helped you out? Why you being an ass about this?"
"Man, I didn't have to give that to you. I was helping you out."
"I didn't have to let you in. I don't have to let you stay either. So either go inside and enjoy the fact that your not standing in line or argue some more and leave."
"Fuck you man." Then he turned and started walking back in.
I step inside the door and grab his arm, "Excuse me?"
"You heard me man. Fuck you."
I shoved him against the wall and shoved my finger in his chest while holding his arm. "You can either enjoy your time here or you can leave. Which is it?"
"The fucks your problem man!?"
"I did you a favor. A one time favor. Now you can either stay with your friends or I can throw you out."
"Fine man, what ever." I let him go and he walked off.
Then Casper walked up, "What's the problem with that guy?"
"Watch him. He fucks up in any way toss his ass out."
Twenty minutes later he's being shoved through the crowd to the door. Turns out he didn't know how to keep his mouth shut to the waitress. He didn't tip her at all and then started bitching about the price of drinks. He even complimented her on her "cunty" attitude. Such a class act.
I'll take a large tip from just about anyone. It doesn't mean that your an better than anyone else. It definitely doesn't mean that you can think your a big shot. Your still a nobody and you can still get treated like one. No skin off my back if someone tosses you out right after you get in.
Get a personality and don't be a douche bag.